No friends

[BR14]

dear, oh dear, - more mumsnet sh1te

[vetran]

I had a friend once. He kept saying I owed him money. We spoke a lot.

Then one day I paid him the money for a joke, and it must have offended him, because he totally broke contact with me.

bloody MF

[Zigenare]

This.

If I ever win the lottery I will do a Howard Hughes. Except for posting enough drivel on CUK to **** everyone off.

Good effort, you're half way there!

[Zigenare]

Any body will do, tbh

Steady love, you'll be getting a bit of a rep...

[Andy2]

Nor should you. I suggest you try courting DimPrawn.

I don't think he will be my friend. He is filthy rich.

[BrilloPad]

I don't think he will be my friend. He is filthy rich.

Only rich for Swindon.

[DealorNoDeal]

I don't think he will be my friend. He is filthy

FTFY

When he says friends, he means friends with benefits.

[original PM]

One of the things I see is a lot of people who say they have a lot of 'friends' at work - but reality is they are actually just work colleagues - rarely do they stay in contact if they move on.

Also if he has anything about him he should be able to go to the local, spend enough time being polite to the bar staff and being a barfly and you will soon have a group of people who you can talk to - although that may only work in small villages like where i live!

But I do have to agree that as my kids go up all the things that used to fill my life before I have kids no longer have the same appeal and you just lose contact with them due to a lack of time to meet up..

And finally - a lot off people are actually winkers and after 2 drinks you get sick of hearing their bull shoot.

[BrilloPad]

And finally - a lot off people are actually winkers and after 2 drinks you get sick of hearing their bull shoot.

Are you talking about your drink with NAT Friday night?

[ladymuck]

Are you talking about your drink with NAT Friday night?

NAT was very engaging and charming

(I was drunk as usual)