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    #11
    Didn't the country have a rash (sic) of Necrotising Faciitis back in the 1980's
    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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      #12
      Originally posted by Troll
      Didn't the country have a rash (sic) of Necrotising Faciitis back in the 1980's

      Yep, I got it in '85.
      Doctor said it would eat 2lbs of ugly fat every 24 hrs. 'You should start to worry somtime in 2010'



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      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #13
        Originally posted by DimPrawn
        If we have a warm winter - Global Warming.
        If we have a cold snap in winter - Global Warming.
        If we have a short winter - Global Warming.
        If we have a long winter - Global Warming.
        If we have a warm spring - Global Warming.
        If we have a cold snap in spring - Global Warming.
        If we have a short spring - Global Warming.
        If we have a long spring - Global Warming.
        If we have a warm summer - Global Warming.
        If we have a cold snap in summer - Global Warming.
        If we have a short summer - Global Warming.
        If we have a long summer - Global Warming.
        If we have a warm autumn - Global Warming.
        If we have a cold snap in autumn - Global Warming.
        If we have a short autumn - Global Warming.
        If we have a long autumn - Global Warming.

        HTH
        Don't muslims/illegal immigrants/al queda get a look in any more?
        Coffee's for closers

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