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His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain... -
I may not be potty trained but I can squat over a pen and pick it up with my buttocks in a boardroom.
Have you ever fallen for the "attractive woman drops a pen" sales technique? I'm a sucker for it.Comment
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Originally posted by moneybags View PostI may not be potty trained but I can squat over a pen and pick it up with my buttocks in a boardroom.
Have you ever fallen for the "attractive woman drops a pen" sales technique? I'm a sucker for it.Comment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostMy ex used to say a girl's arse was too big/saggy if she could hold a pen in the crease between buttock and top of thigh. Needless to say he wasn't impressed at my ability to hold half of the W H Smith stationery counter there...His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostMy ex used to say a girl's arse was too big/saggy if she could hold a pen in the crease between buttock and top of thigh. Needless to say he wasn't impressed at my ability to hold half of the W H Smith stationery counter there...
They also cause more earth tremors than fracking!Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostI'm guessing you probably didn't mean to say that out loud...Comment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostMy ex used to say a girl's arse was too big/saggy if she could hold a pen in the crease between buttock and top of thigh. Needless to say he wasn't impressed at my ability to hold half of the W H Smith stationery counter there...Comment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostMy ex used to say a girl's arse was too big/saggy if she could hold a pen in the crease between buttock and top of thigh. Needless to say he wasn't impressed at my ability to hold half of the W H Smith stationery counter there...
watch out Xoggy will want picsAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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