Who’s in charge?

[Mordac]

I've been called disingenuous twice in the last month and I'm still scratching my head about the first time... someone was having a go at a consultant doctor about the way the Dr conducted herself. I stepped in to defend the distressed doc and got called disingenuous by the aggressor. I'm not even first aid trained. I also got accused of being part of a drama triangle and I had to look that one up. It's not the same as a love triangle apparently.

I might come across as knowing more than I actually do but surely that's a key skill in contracting.

Maybe I'm mixing contracting up with sales.

Am I winning you over yet?

You have yet to convince us you're even potty trained...

[moneybags]

I may not be potty trained but I can squat over a pen and pick it up with my buttocks in a boardroom.

Have you ever fallen for the "attractive woman drops a pen" sales technique? I'm a sucker for it.

[ladymuck]

I may not be potty trained but I can squat over a pen and pick it up with my buttocks in a boardroom.

Have you ever fallen for the "attractive woman drops a pen" sales technique? I'm a sucker for it.

My ex used to say a girl's arse was too big/saggy if she could hold a pen in the crease between buttock and top of thigh. Needless to say he wasn't impressed at my ability to hold half of the W H Smith stationery counter there...

[Mordac]

My ex used to say a girl's arse was too big/saggy if she could hold a pen in the crease between buttock and top of thigh. Needless to say he wasn't impressed at my ability to hold half of the W H Smith stationery counter there...

I'm guessing you probably didn't mean to say that out loud...

[Big Blue Plymouth]

Fack off

[Zigenare]

My ex used to say a girl's arse was too big/saggy if she could hold a pen in the crease between buttock and top of thigh. Needless to say he wasn't impressed at my ability to hold half of the W H Smith stationery counter there...

Fat bottom girls they make the rockin' world go round!

They also cause more earth tremors than fracking!

[ladymuck]

I'm guessing you probably didn't mean to say that out loud...

Too late if I didn't

[BrilloPad]

My ex used to say a girl's arse was too big/saggy if she could hold a pen in the crease between buttock and top of thigh. Needless to say he wasn't impressed at my ability to hold half of the W H Smith stationery counter there...

I was wondering why you got banned from WH Smith....

[vetran]

My ex used to say a girl's arse was too big/saggy if she could hold a pen in the crease between buttock and top of thigh. Needless to say he wasn't impressed at my ability to hold half of the W H Smith stationery counter there...

watch out Xoggy will want pics