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Chunky Dunking - For the man in your life
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Chunky Dunking - For the man in your life
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
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You should probably get him something else, just to be safe. Preferably something to distract him from the fact that you've basically bought him a scrotum bath. Comedy socks or alcohol would be my tip. Perhaps that says more about me though...Originally posted by ladymuck View PostThat's HWIMBO's xmas present sorted, thanks!
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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There's always this for after the CUK Christmas bash: DUKE PUKE Brechbeutel fur unterwegs | Dr. Paul Koch GmbHOriginally posted by Big Blue Plymouth View PostAbout as useful as a peter heater
And for the older members: Jonhy Wee – Feel free to pee with Jonhy Wee“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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The number of times I've had to hand copies of Evening Standard/Metro/City AM to drunks upchucking on the tube! Maybe I should buy those bags and hand them out instead.
The Jonhy Wee thing is a good idea.Comment
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