Bench benefits thread

[ladymuck]

Indeed, and the fun of going to Waitrose at Canary Wharf unshaven for days in a t-shirt and putting a bottle of Hendrix into your basket and suddenly notice Secuity guards following you about as you try to lose them for a laugh before I pay up


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Hendricks?? Roku is on offer with a MyWaitrose card at the moment. No need to be destroying your liver with that INKSPE pish

[psychocandy]

Finally after umpteen years I can stay in bed with my cold (man flu) and recover instead of travelling the underground (or boat) into the city to infect others

Any other benefits I’m missing ?


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Job Seekers Allowance!

[psychocandy]

£72 a week IIRC, speak to the welsh wonder (clients wonder why they ever hired him)

Ha very funny I'm sure.

Funnily enough, I've never had an interview question asking me if I've ever claimed JSA!

[psychocandy]

working out which room you & the Mrs haven't christened yet?

telling Assgoo & spooter that you are considerably richer?

Or, if you've been married a while, cracking one off in different rooms when you're mrs is in work.

[mudskipper]

Being able to watch countdown

[DoctorStrangelove]

The absolute tragedy of being unable to watch Jeremy Kyle any more.

It's devastating.

Oh.

Sorry.

That's a disadvantage.