Who likes Road Charging then?

[sasguru]

What about the damage the roads do to my tyres?

Is the government going to pay me for that?

Only "fair".

Don't drive and you won't damage your tires.

HTH

[To BI or not to BI?]

Don't drive and you won't damage your tires.

HTH

Don't get old and you won't suffer all those old people ailments.

[Cliphead]

I work from home,
Tesco delivers the necessities
Short walk to the pub
Scenic views from every window

Should I get a road tax rebate then for minimal use?

[sasguru]

I work from home,
Tesco delivers the necessities
Short walk to the pub
Scenic views from every window

Should I get a road tax rebate then for minimal use?

Yes you should ...
Next ...

[sasguru]

Don't get old and you won't suffer all those old people ailments.

Eugenics is the answer.

[To BI or not to BI?]

Eugenics is the answer.

Eugenics and jetpacks!

[To BI or not to BI?]

Euthanasia.

HTH.

How long can giant alien lizards live for?

[Sockpuppet]

Hmm..

Really I think this is a bad idea. I mean think of the hassle that it would be to get an itemised statement and then claim back the specific cost of the journey from your LtdCo.

It would just be another IT farce by the government. I wouldnt mind using public transport if it worked - but it doesnt and mostly smells of piss.

[Sockpuppet]

Millennia.

So what age do you get a pension?

[malvolio]

Anyway, they've got it all wrong. The charge should fall the further you travel - £5 a mile for journeys up to 5 miles down to 1p a mile for journeys over 150 miles. Gets all those ninnies on the school run out of the way while us long-distance captains of industry can continue uninterrupted