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What constitutes a long term relationship?

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    #21
    I have been having a long term relationship with the ladies of this board, you should see some of the things they get up to.
    I am not qualified to give the above advice!

    The original point and click interface by
    Smith and Wesson.

    Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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      #22
      Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
      I have been having a long term relationship with the ladies of this board, you should see some of the things they get up to.

      Oooh - I thought I felt something
      The pope is a tard.

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        #23
        Originally posted by sasguru
        Surely when you're chatting up your sister, Bag o'puss, you say "lets go back to our parents place".


        Old people laugh at their own attempts at humour. Be gone council estate scum!
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #24
          how long is seventeen years?

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            #25
            Where did you feel it SA?

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              #26
              Been with mine 7 years, fecking big mistake, to deep into it now though £££, she has great t*ts though

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                #27
                ngooner. You forgot to leave off

                'Until you're caught nuts deep in the babysitter'.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #28
                  Hey sasguru,
                  I notice the poll didn't have an option for your preferred choice :-

                  Holding onto a tree in the dark with your trousers round your ankles waiting for Bubba!

                  “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by shaunbhoy
                    Holding onto a tree in the dark with your trousers round your ankles waiting for Bubba!

                    A little sad to see that your wife withholding her favours indefinitely has led you to homo-erotic fantasy.
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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