So how long do people think it is, poll please.....
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What constitutes a long term relationship?
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What constitutes a long term relationship?
19Living together for 3 months or less5.26%1Living togetherh for 10 months or less36.84%7Living together for 18 months or less15.79%3Living together for 3 years or less42.11%8SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Until you find someone better surelyHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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I used to chat up women.
Then it all got too heavy halfway through the first chat up line so I ran off.Comment
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Those poll options are wrong. Even if the relation lasts 1 day all the options are true, and there is no option for anything over 3 years (does it means over 3 years it's not a relationship anymore?)
You are not a programmer, are you?
Carpe Pactum
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It all falls down when you say "lets go back to my parents place"Originally posted by SockpuppetI used to chat up women.
Then it all got too heavy halfway through the first chat up line so I ran off.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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hmmm - It should either be "short term" or the options should be "or more"Originally posted by To BI or not to BI?Those poll options are wrong. Even if the relation lasts 1 day all the options are true, and there is no option for anything over 3 years (does it means over 3 years it's not a relationship anymore?)
You are not a programmer, are you?
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YepOriginally posted by BagpussIt all falls down when you say "lets go back to my parents place"
Although as every bloke you take them to their house.
That way you can do a runner and never be heard from again
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