Guts vs Balls

[n5gooner]

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the lads, being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning,
or are you about to fly off somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse
and having the balls to say: "You're next."

[DS23]

SPILT all over the doorstep are the guts and balls if either of these two scenarios happen.

[el duder]

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the lads, being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning,
or are you about to fly off somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse
and having the balls to say: "You're next."

Brilliant!

This will be the best post of the day.