Guts vs Balls

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el duder replied

10 January 2007, 11:19
Originally posted by n5gooner

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the lads, being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning,
or are you about to fly off somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse
and having the balls to say: "You're next."

Brilliant!

This will be the best post of the day.
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DS23 replied

10 January 2007, 09:47
SPILT all over the doorstep are the guts and balls if either of these two scenarios happen.
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n5gooner started a topic Guts vs Balls

10 January 2007, 09:39
Guts vs Balls

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the lads, being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning,
or are you about to fly off somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse
and having the balls to say: "You're next."
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