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I can't take it ..help

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    #21
    Originally posted by To BI or not to BI?
    So you are saying that you are a troll only on CUK, but in your "normal" life you are a proper gentleman? For some reason I find it quite hard to believe (and I mean it as a compliment )
    Abso fecking lutely

    HTH
    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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      #22
      Originally posted by Troll
      Ideally I would love to stick my face between them & go blurrrrb (can't think of the correct onomatepea ), but believing a 'Gentleman' should always avert his gaze...
      I'm also quite tall and was as once stuck on an even more crowded than normal Jubilee line train. Ended up with my back against the doors and thus completely arched over the rather lovely blonde from the last series of strictly come dancing who was pressed up against me. Took all of my powers of concentration not to make my feelings obvious.

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        #23
        Brummie is Beautiful

        The Birmingham accent is far from its traditional image of "ugly" and "inferior" and is, in fact, regarded as "lilting and melodious" by overseas visitors, academics have discovered.

        Researchers at the University of Birmingham found that the second city's much-maligned accent is highly favoured by foreign visitors unaware of the negative connotations the accent holds in Britain.

        http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/w...ds/3187433.stm

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          #24
          Originally posted by SandyDown
          I can't take all this Burmmie accent around me ... it hurts my ears... the project people all speak normal, but the girls from Payroll are chatting all the time in this weired Brummie accent ... oooh my ears..
          trying sleeping with one of them and hear one orgasam in brummie.

          now thats a sight for sore eyes!

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            #25
            Originally posted by el duder
            trying sleeping with one of them and hear one orgasam in brummie.

            now thats a sight for sore eyes!
            ewwwww... can't imagine a man on top of me (or underneath me) having a brummie orgasm

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              #26
              Originally posted by SandyDown
              ewwwww... can't imagine a man on top of me (or underneath me) having a brummie orgasm
              Perhaps it might be better with a Brummie woman?
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #27
                Originally posted by sasguru
                Perhaps it might be better with a Brummie woman?
                I am imagining already

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by SandyDown
                  I can't take all this Burmmie accent around me ... it hurts my ears... the project people all speak normal, but the girls from Payroll are chatting all the time in this weired Brummie accent ... oooh my ears..
                  As someone pointed out to me years ago, Shakespeare was from that part of the country. That still gives me a queasy feeling when I hear someone quoting the bard.
                  Drivel is my speciality

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Buffoon
                    As someone pointed out to me years ago, Shakespeare was from that part of the country. That still gives me a queasy feeling when I hear someone quoting the bard.

                    "Ter be or not ter be, that is the question. Whether tis nobler ter suffer the slings an' arrows of outrageous fortune or by opposen ter end them."
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Troll
                      Abso fecking lutely

                      HTH

                      Are you Mr Big?
                      The pope is a tard.

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