I can't take it ..help

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Persia.

HTH

Sholdn't it be Babylon?

[andy]

I guess its Sandydown from down under

[sasguru]

I guess its Sandydown from down under

No Sandydown refers to the colour of her, well, down....

HTH

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I worked with a lady called Julie from Dudley...

I loved her accent.

And the fact that she had enormous breasts.

Did you talk to her face...?

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Sounds racist. You might be sent on a HR political correctness course.

Racist,racism... those much abused threats of the PC crowd! this is where it ends up:

An-ex TV host wants compensation from police over an alleged hate incident for which he was never prosecuted.
Robin Page, of BBC Two's One Man and His Dog, was arrested on suspicion of inciting racial hatred in 2002.

The 65-year-old says despite the case being dropped, his name is on a "homophobic incidents register" and a rude e-mail was sent out about him.

Gloucestershire Police apologised for an e-mail which wished Mr Page harm, but said the register was just a log.

The offending e-mail, regarding a trip Mr Page was making to Kenya, said: "Hopefully, he'll get eaten by a crocodile".

Mr Page was arrested on suspicion of inciting racial hatred after a pro-hunting speech he made in Frampton-on-Severn.

He said supporters of the traditional country way of life "should be given the same rights as blacks, Muslims and gays".

The Crown Prosecution did not proceed with the case because of insufficient evidence.

However, Mr Page has obtained a police file on him through the Data Protection Act and is unhappy with some of its contents.

"I now want compensation because I think they have behaved exceedingly badly," he said.

"I'm outraged that I'm on a secret register when I've committed no crime."

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Yes.

But sometimes it was very difficult in a warm July to achieve this...

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


Julie from Dudley...

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Being quite tall I have problems on the Tube in summer, of where to place my eyes when confronted by a buxom female in a skimpy frock with a plunging neckline and full decolletage on display....

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Being quite tall I have problems on the Tube in summer, of where to place my eyes when confronted by a buxom female in a skimpy frock with a plunging neckline and full decolletage on display....

And the problem would be.......

[wendigo100]

I worked for a small firm in Birmingham once. I'd listened to them for a few hours before I realised that they weren't mucking around.

The only woman I remember was a right old slapper from Dudley called Julia or something.

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And the problem would be.......

Ideally I would love to stick my face between them & go blurrrrb (can't think of the correct onomatepea ), but believing a 'Gentleman' should always avert his gaze...

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Ideally I would love to stick my face between them & go blurrrrb (can't think of the correct onomatepea ), but believing a 'Gentleman' should always avert his gaze...

So you are saying that you are a troll only on CUK, but in your "normal" life you are a proper gentleman? For some reason I find it quite hard to believe (and I mean it as a compliment )