Reply to: I can't take it ..help

[Troll]

According to "Not The Nine O'Clock News" it's "Blubble". As in :

"Put your head between them and go blubble, blubble, blubble"

Thanks... for some reason I can't get the imagery of being slapped around the cheeks by a wet fish out of my head...

[DaveB]

Ideally I would love to stick my face between them & go blurrrrb (can't think of the correct onomatepea ), but believing a 'Gentleman' should always avert his gaze...

According to "Not The Nine O'Clock News" it's "Blubble". As in :

"Put your head between them and go blubble, blubble, blubble"

[SallyAnne]

Ahem... not sure what you're alluding to

Sex in The City - a character in it called Mr Big always said abso-*******-lutely.

I guess it's a girl thing!

[Churchill]

I worked with a lady called Julie from Dudley...

I loved her accent.

And the fact that she had enormous breasts.

Sorry, as a limerick, that failed miserably - doesn't scan dear lizard!

[sasguru]

Ahem... not sure what you're alluding to

Don't worry, I don't think she meant your intellect or your willy.

[Buffoon]

"Ter be or not ter be, that is the question. Whether tis nobler ter suffer the slings an' arrows of outrageous fortune or by opposen ter end them."

Yeah, scary init!

If I came from Brum, I'd think it was an 'outrageous fortune' and want to top myself too.

[Troll]

Are you Mr Big?

Ahem... not sure what you're alluding to

[Benny]

Oi!
Don't you be going making phun ov me accent, 'Oy kwoyt loik it' berminggum is wun uv the Larges citays in the u-nyted kingdem, it is.

Prrobeblay moest faymus fer the bullrringg und spegettee jungshun, but ittas elo- mor to offa.

The nashnel eksibishun senta is a grrayt sawss uv prroid te the lowkel in-abitents und steps av bin tayken in rresunt yeers to imprroov the appeerents uv the citay.

[To BI or not to BI?]

Are you Mr Big?

Only when he's stuck on the tube in summer, looking at plunging necklines and full decolletages

[SallyAnne]

Abso fecking lutely

HTH

Are you Mr Big?

[sasguru]

As someone pointed out to me years ago, Shakespeare was from that part of the country. That still gives me a queasy feeling when I hear someone quoting the bard.

"Ter be or not ter be, that is the question. Whether tis nobler ter suffer the slings an' arrows of outrageous fortune or by opposen ter end them."

[Buffoon]

I can't take all this Burmmie accent around me ... it hurts my ears... the project people all speak normal, but the girls from Payroll are chatting all the time in this weired Brummie accent ... oooh my ears..

As someone pointed out to me years ago, Shakespeare was from that part of the country. That still gives me a queasy feeling when I hear someone quoting the bard.

[andy]

Perhaps it might be better with a Brummie woman?

I am imagining already

[sasguru]

ewwwww... can't imagine a man on top of me (or underneath me) having a brummie orgasm

Perhaps it might be better with a Brummie woman?

[SandyDown]

trying sleeping with one of them and hear one orgasam in brummie.

now thats a sight for sore eyes!

ewwwww... can't imagine a man on top of me (or underneath me) having a brummie orgasm