Just booked myself a hotel in central London for the last week of October

[scooterscot]

I want a front row seat

[BrilloPad]

Heathrow Thistle is "central"?

You should try visiting Scotland. There are some great people there.

[Old Greg]

I want a front row seat

The bad news just keeps piling up.

[Mordac]

I want a front row seat

You're more likely to get gozzed on if you're in the front row. You can have my tickets if you like...

[PhiltheGreek]

I want a front row seat

Nice one. We're having a party at the palace to celebrate, feel free to pop round.
Dress code - Afghan chic
Password - Allahu akhbar

Make sure you shout the password loudly at the gate so the guards know you're not an imposter.

[OwlHoot]

Nice one. We're having a party at the palace to celebrate, feel free to pop round.
Dress code - Afghan chic
Password - Allahu akhbar

Make sure you shout the password loudly at the gate so the guards know you're not an imposter.

and don't forget to bring a present - The Royals always appreciate a large sword or gun to add to their collection of historical weapons.

[WordIsBond]

I want a front row seat

Please don't do this.

You might not be able to get back, you know. By then, Greta Thunberg will rule the world. A yacht in the Channel in November is no joke. And post-Brexit, the ports will be a nightmare.

And escaping to Scotland may not be an option, either, because Sturgeon may have closed the border by then.

[vetran]

and don't forget to bring a present - The Royals always appreciate a large sword or gun to add to their collection of historical weapons.

maybe wear a nice big puffy jacket? It can get cold in the private apartments you know, AtW's Body Squirrel told me.

[scooterscot]

Nice one. We're having a party at the palace to celebrate, feel free to pop round.
Dress code - Afghan chic
Password - Allahu akhbar

Make sure you shout the password loudly at the gate so the guards know you're not an imposter.

It would seem you are recommending on a public forum for others to cause harm.

For the public record.

[Old Greg]

It would seem you are recommending on a public forum for others to cause harm.

For the public record.

Other, singular.