Sofa

[AtW]

I know there are a couple of people on here who have been to Sofa Paradise and have been more than once so any hints or tips? I go there on Saturday for a couple of hours to do some choosing there so not too much time for sightseeing but do have one weekend free. TIA...

[Old Greg]

I know there are a couple of people on here who have been to Sofa Paradise and have been more than once so any hints or tips? I go there on Saturdays for a couple of hours to do some choosing there so not too much time for sightseeing but do have one weekend free. TIA...

FTFY

[jamesbrown]

Tips:

1. Enter sofa shop
2. Find sofa
3. Pay for sofa
4. Leave sofa shop

[Old Greg]

Tips:

1. Enter sofa shop
2. Find sofa
3. Pay for sofa
4. Leave sofa shop

5. Whine about delays to sofa delivery.

[jamesbrown]

5. Whine about delays to sofa delivery.

6. Whine when it is gnawed by squirrels in transit.

[BrilloPad]

6. Whine when it is gnawed by squirrels in transit.

7. Wipe away dodgy stain from sofa.

[Big Blue Plymouth]

I am the heaven
I am the water
Ich bin der Dreck unter deinen Walzen
(Oh no, whip it on me, honey!)
Ich bin dein geheimer Schmutz
Und verlorenes Metallgeld
(Metallgeld)
Ich bin deine Ritze
Ich bin deine Ritze und Schlitze
I am the clouds
I am embroidered
Ich bin der author aller Felgen
Und Damast Paspeln
Ich bin der Chrome Dinette
Ich bin der Chrome Dinette
Ich bin Eier aller Arten
Ich bin alle Tage und Nächte
Ich bin alle Tage und Nächte
Ich bin hier (Aye-ah!)
Und do bist mein Sofa
Ich bin hier (Aye-ah!)
Und do bist mein Sofa
Ich bin hier (Aye-ah!)
Und do bist mein Sofa
Yeah-ha-ha-ay
Yah-ha
Yeah, my Sofa
Yeah-ha-hey