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Big Blue Plymouth replied

15 August 2019, 07:31
I am the heaven
I am the water
Ich bin der Dreck unter deinen Walzen
(Oh no, whip it on me, honey!)
Ich bin dein geheimer Schmutz
Und verlorenes Metallgeld
(Metallgeld)
Ich bin deine Ritze
Ich bin deine Ritze und Schlitze
I am the clouds
I am embroidered
Ich bin der author aller Felgen
Und Damast Paspeln
Ich bin der Chrome Dinette
Ich bin der Chrome Dinette
Ich bin Eier aller Arten
Ich bin alle Tage und Nächte
Ich bin alle Tage und Nächte
Ich bin hier (Aye-ah!)
Und do bist mein Sofa
Ich bin hier (Aye-ah!)
Und do bist mein Sofa
Ich bin hier (Aye-ah!)
Und do bist mein Sofa
Yeah-ha-ha-ay
Yah-ha
Yeah, my Sofa
Yeah-ha-hey
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BrilloPad replied

15 August 2019, 07:08
Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post

6. Whine when it is gnawed by squirrels in transit.

7. Wipe away dodgy stain from sofa.
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jamesbrown replied

14 August 2019, 21:02
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

5. Whine about delays to sofa delivery.

6. Whine when it is gnawed by squirrels in transit.
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Old Greg replied

14 August 2019, 20:56
Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post

Tips:

Enter sofa shop

Find sofa

Pay for sofa

Leave sofa shop

5. Whine about delays to sofa delivery.
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jamesbrown replied

14 August 2019, 20:55
Tips:

Enter sofa shop

Find sofa

Pay for sofa

Leave sofa shop
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Old Greg replied

14 August 2019, 20:48
Originally posted by AtW View Post

I know there are a couple of people on here who have been to Sofa Paradise and have been more than once so any hints or tips? I go there on Saturdays for a couple of hours to do some choosing there so not too much time for sightseeing but do have one weekend free. TIA...

FTFY
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AtW started a topic Sofa

14 August 2019, 19:02
Sofa

I know there are a couple of people on here who have been to Sofa Paradise and have been more than once so any hints or tips? I go there on Saturday for a couple of hours to do some choosing there so not too much time for sightseeing but do have one weekend free. TIA...
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