Public Sector Night Crap?

[Old Greg]

Tell me, what's your favourite crapping place when you work late in the public sector?

I'm a fan of the Big 4:
Middle of the floor
HR Lead's desk drawer
Down the back of the radiator in the Board Room
Photocopier glass

And regularly go through 1000g per day, but my mentor manages 1600g per day. How do I get to his level?

Thanks in advance.


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Well, what's your secret to upping your output?

[greenlake]

Well, what's your secret to upping your output?

Back in the days of BNFL, a darkened toilet was always good for a laugh....

[Mordac]

Well, what's your secret to upping your output?

Make sure it's on the timesheet, where possible?

And when it's on the project plan, make sure someone else is standing next to the fan...

[Mordac]

Back in the days of BNFL, a darkened toilet was always good for a laugh....

Nah, that's one of mine, after a Welcome Break breakfast...

[DimPrawn]

You guys don't half post some tulip...

[Mordac]

You guys don't half post some tulip...

We had a great teacher. What do we do now, Sir?

[Old Greg]

We had a great teacher. What do we do now, Sir?

A massive dump on his pillow.

[BrilloPad]

Well, what's your secret to upping your output?

Liberal MPs eat lots of lentils.

It helps for early day motions.