Public Sector Night Crap?

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BrilloPad replied

9 August 2019, 08:10
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Well, what's your secret to upping your output?

Liberal MPs eat lots of lentils.

It helps for early day motions.
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Old Greg replied

9 August 2019, 07:47
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

We had a great teacher. What do we do now, Sir?

A massive dump on his pillow.
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Mordac replied

9 August 2019, 00:37
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

You guys don't half post some tulip...

We had a great teacher. What do we do now, Sir?
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DimPrawn replied

8 August 2019, 20:31
You guys don't half post some tulip...
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Mordac replied

8 August 2019, 18:44
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

Back in the days of BNFL, a darkened toilet was always good for a laugh....

Nah, that's one of mine, after a Welcome Break breakfast...
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Mordac replied

8 August 2019, 18:42
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Well, what's your secret to upping your output?

Make sure it's on the timesheet, where possible?

And when it's on the project plan, make sure someone else is standing next to the fan...
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greenlake replied

8 August 2019, 18:23
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Well, what's your secret to upping your output?

Back in the days of BNFL, a darkened toilet was always good for a laugh....
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Old Greg started a topic Public Sector Night Crap?

8 August 2019, 18:10
Public Sector Night Crap?

Originally posted by TechRiskPartners View Post

Tell me, what's your favourite crapping place when you work late in the public sector?

I'm a fan of the Big 4:
Middle of the floor
HR Lead's desk drawer
Down the back of the radiator in the Board Room
Photocopier glass

And regularly go through 1000g per day, but my mentor manages 1600g per day. How do I get to his level?

Thanks in advance.

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Well, what's your secret to upping your output?
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