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    wouldn't it be nice

    if he offered to plug the hole?
    Whaley Bridge dam: Boris Johnson visits residents and emergency crews - BBC News

    #2
    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
    I don't think his dick is big enough

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      #3
      Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
      I don't think his dick is big enough
      sasguru is a big enough dick, let's use him.

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        #4
        Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
        I don't think his dick is big enough
        Besides, he'll be needing that for thinking with...
        His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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          #5
          Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
          I don't think his dick is big enough
          How do you know?

          If you have slept with him I am withdrawing your invite to the Manchester social....

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            #6
            Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
            I don't think his dick is big enough
            Can't even feck a chicken properly


            At least Cameron could do a pig

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              #7
              Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
              Can't even feck a chicken properly


              At least Cameron could do a pig
              Its just foreplay there. Hes using his tie to get the chicken going.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
                Can't even feck a chicken properly
                Nice to know you're an expert on something...
                His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  How do you know?

                  If you have slept with him I am withdrawing your invite to the Manchester social....
                  She'll be properly gutted. I'd admit to sleeping with him if it meant I didn't have to go to Manchester...
                  His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                    She'll be properly gutted. I'd admit to sleeping with him if it meant I didn't have to go to Manchester...
                    i'll deny everything.
                    and I Still won't go anywhere Close to Manchester.

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