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Previously on "wouldn't it be nice"

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  • ladymuck
    replied
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    How do you know?

    If you have slept with him I am withdrawing your invite to the Manchester social....

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  • BR14
    replied
    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    She'll be properly gutted. I'd admit to sleeping with him if it meant I didn't have to go to Manchester...
    i'll deny everything.
    and I Still won't go anywhere Close to Manchester.

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  • Mordac
    replied
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    How do you know?

    If you have slept with him I am withdrawing your invite to the Manchester social....
    She'll be properly gutted. I'd admit to sleeping with him if it meant I didn't have to go to Manchester...

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  • Mordac
    replied
    Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
    Can't even feck a chicken properly
    Nice to know you're an expert on something...

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
    Can't even feck a chicken properly


    At least Cameron could do a pig
    Its just foreplay there. Hes using his tie to get the chicken going.

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  • Eirikur
    replied
    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    I don't think his dick is big enough
    Can't even feck a chicken properly


    At least Cameron could do a pig

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  • BrilloPad
    replied
    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    I don't think his dick is big enough
    How do you know?

    If you have slept with him I am withdrawing your invite to the Manchester social....

    Leave a comment:


  • Mordac
    replied
    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    I don't think his dick is big enough
    Besides, he'll be needing that for thinking with...

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  • jamesbrown
    replied
    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    I don't think his dick is big enough
    sasguru is a big enough dick, let's use him.

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  • ladymuck
    replied
    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
    I don't think his dick is big enough

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  • BR14
    started a topic wouldn't it be nice

    wouldn't it be nice

    if he offered to plug the hole?
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