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SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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They have nothing to go on....................sound of tumbleweeds blowing.........Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Nothing unusual in that. I regularly get fire extinguishers stolen from my properties in the UK. Even with a hi-res picture from HD-CCTV for the plod to work on they are not interested. Useless fskwits.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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Maybe someone dropped a valuable diamond ring down the bowl while taking a leak, and decided not to rely on the landlord's and plumber's honesty in trying to recover it.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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What properties are they then?Originally posted by threadedNothing unusual in that. I regularly get fire extinguishers stolen from my properties in the UK. Even with a hi-res picture from HD-CCTV for the plod to work on they are not interested. Useless fskwits.
Also, fire extinguishers are fairly portable and not filled with stinky wee wee - so not the same at all.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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