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Anyone on the bench from August looking for something to do?
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And only one roll of toilet paper every three days.Originally posted by Whorty View PostMy idea of hell, being stuck with '000s of others on a floating germ container.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Floating Hell.I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).Comment
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Day 219 to 226 can go bollocks. Skittling off dodgy Iranian mines isn't gonna be fun, even in a giant gin palace.
Unlikely. You'll have been made to walk the plank before Ireland.Originally posted by scooterscot View PostCould stop by at St kitts and Nevis for my passport.Comment
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I'll bet anyone that has been on a cruise has already realised that it's going to cost twice that because of the cost of the shore excursions as well.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Why on Earth would anyone want to go on a shore excursion?Originally posted by northernladuk View PostI'll bet anyone that has been on a cruise has already realised that it's going to cost twice that because of the cost of the shore excursions as well.Comment
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Why anyone would go on a cruise, full.stop.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostWhy on Earth would anyone want to go on a shore excursion?
Piss and Lavender Water X 5000I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).Comment
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