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Originally posted by gingerjediHow does "I'm a eating plan for life" & "it's a 90 day plan" work?

Well exactly - I was being sarcastic!The pope is a tard.Comment
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Sorry. I'm writing a spec for a new NHS standard at the moment, and it puts me into the "take-everything-seriously" mindset.Originally posted by realityhackIt was tongue-in-cheek, so to speak.
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Originally posted by PhoenixEat less Shag MORE (save yourself on gym membership)
I do eat less, I am shagging more, but I'm also going to the gym.....and it works.SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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That looks like a shag in your avatar.Originally posted by PhoenixEat less Shag MORE (save yourself on gym membership)Comment
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And you look like a womanOriginally posted by wendigo100That looks like a shag in your avatar.
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Wise words... heed them well.Originally posted by PhoenixEat less Shag MORE (save yourself on gym membership)Comment
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I must get around to changing that one day.Originally posted by PhoenixAnd you look like a woman
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