Cricket

[freakydancer]

My, my...arent some of you a bit touchy



Yep, couldnt have said it better myself really

Mailman

As much as a great player that Warne is, the man is a twat.

[gingerjedi]

I would but they gave my job to three Poles.

Feck me the immigrants are moaning about the immigrants now!

[Dobra]

Not 80, they were about 120 years ago, so my family has been on the right side of both whitewashes.



I would but they gave my job to three Poles.

I think we can beat england at cricket

[wendigo100]

About 12 hours left until the first ashes series whitewash for 80 odd years.

Is that playing time? It won't take that long.

England lost the plot when they won in 2005. FFS it was only a test series - everyone celebrated like they'd won the second world war!

[wendigo100]

I think we can beat england at cricket

I'm trying to think what the Poles could beat England at. They won one out of about fifteen at football. Do Poles play anything else?

[Dobra]

I'm trying to think what the Poles could beat England at. They won one out of about fifteen at football. Do Poles play anything else?

We have the worlds strongest man and we have never lost to Australia at cricket rugby or football. when we get fatter we will beat you at darts also.

[wendigo100]

When we get fatter we will beat you at darts also.

Too late. Some fat Dutch bloke has knocked our top man off his perch.

And none of your lot will be as fat as our very very fat bloke Andy Fordham. There isn't enough food in the whole of Poland!

We're one-all in popes though, and you are one-nil up in chemical elements.

[GeorgeGregan]

We have the worlds strongest man and we have never lost to Australia at cricket rugby or football. when we get fatter we will beat you at darts also.

Given the lack of competition the English are giving us perhaps they could consider outsourcing cricket to the Poles? Forget the ashes, we'll play for the ogorky.

[lilelvis2000]

About 12 hours left until the first ashes series whitewash for 80 odd years.

I think under Sharia the english team would recieve 40 lashes for their pitiful "performance".

[MarillionFan]

"Given the lack of competition the English are giving us perhaps they could consider outsourcing cricket to the Poles? Forget the ashes, we'll play for the ogorky."

Australia has the highest suicide rate in the world and some of the ugliest woman. No wonder you all hark on about the cricket.