Originally posted by Mailman
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Originally posted by GeorgeGreganI would but they gave my job to three Poles.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by GeorgeGreganNot 80, they were about 120 years ago, so my family has been on the right side of both whitewashes.
I would but they gave my job to three Poles.
I think we can beat england at cricketComment
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Originally posted by GeorgeGreganAbout 12 hours left until the first ashes series whitewash for 80 odd years.
England lost the plot when they won in 2005. FFS it was only a test series - everyone celebrated like they'd won the second world war!Comment
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Originally posted by Dobra
I think we can beat england at cricketComment
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Originally posted by wendigo100I'm trying to think what the Poles could beat England at. They won one out of about fifteen at football. Do Poles play anything else?
We have the worlds strongest man and we have never lost to Australia at cricket rugby or football. when we get fatter we will beat you at darts also.Comment
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Originally posted by DobraWhen we get fatter we will beat you at darts also.
And none of your lot will be as fat as our very very fat bloke Andy Fordham. There isn't enough food in the whole of Poland!
We're one-all in popes though, and you are one-nil up in chemical elements.Comment
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Originally posted by DobraWe have the worlds strongest man and we have never lost to Australia at cricket rugby or football. when we get fatter we will beat you at darts also.Comment
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Originally posted by GeorgeGreganAbout 12 hours left until the first ashes series whitewash for 80 odd years.
I think under Sharia the english team would recieve 40 lashes for their pitiful "performance".McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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"Given the lack of competition the English are giving us perhaps they could consider outsourcing cricket to the Poles? Forget the ashes, we'll play for the ogorky."
Australia has the highest suicide rate in the world and some of the ugliest woman. No wonder you all hark on about the cricket.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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