• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Cricket

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    #11
    Originally posted by Mailman
    My, my...arent some of you a bit touchy



    Yep, couldnt have said it better myself really

    Mailman
    As much as a great player that Warne is, the man is a twat.
    Call the cops

    Comment


      #12
      Originally posted by GeorgeGregan
      I would but they gave my job to three Poles.
      Feck me the immigrants are moaning about the immigrants now!
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

      Comment


        #13
        Originally posted by GeorgeGregan
        Not 80, they were about 120 years ago, so my family has been on the right side of both whitewashes.



        I would but they gave my job to three Poles.



        I think we can beat england at cricket

        Comment


          #14
          Originally posted by GeorgeGregan
          About 12 hours left until the first ashes series whitewash for 80 odd years.
          Is that playing time? It won't take that long.

          England lost the plot when they won in 2005. FFS it was only a test series - everyone celebrated like they'd won the second world war!

          Comment


            #15
            Originally posted by Dobra


            I think we can beat england at cricket
            I'm trying to think what the Poles could beat England at. They won one out of about fifteen at football. Do Poles play anything else?

            Comment


              #16
              Originally posted by wendigo100
              I'm trying to think what the Poles could beat England at. They won one out of about fifteen at football. Do Poles play anything else?

              We have the worlds strongest man and we have never lost to Australia at cricket rugby or football. when we get fatter we will beat you at darts also.

              Comment


                #17
                Originally posted by Dobra
                When we get fatter we will beat you at darts also.
                Too late. Some fat Dutch bloke has knocked our top man off his perch.

                And none of your lot will be as fat as our very very fat bloke Andy Fordham. There isn't enough food in the whole of Poland!

                We're one-all in popes though, and you are one-nil up in chemical elements.

                Comment


                  #18
                  Originally posted by Dobra
                  We have the worlds strongest man and we have never lost to Australia at cricket rugby or football. when we get fatter we will beat you at darts also.
                  Given the lack of competition the English are giving us perhaps they could consider outsourcing cricket to the Poles? Forget the ashes, we'll play for the ogorky.

                  Comment


                    #19
                    Originally posted by GeorgeGregan
                    About 12 hours left until the first ashes series whitewash for 80 odd years.

                    I think under Sharia the english team would recieve 40 lashes for their pitiful "performance".
                    McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
                    Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

                    Comment


                      #20
                      "Given the lack of competition the English are giving us perhaps they could consider outsourcing cricket to the Poles? Forget the ashes, we'll play for the ogorky."

                      Australia has the highest suicide rate in the world and some of the ugliest woman. No wonder you all hark on about the cricket.
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

                      Comment

                      Working...
                      X