How to survive a dog attack....

[Pondlife]

Btw, try to beat Milan ...

Bit harsh! He's such a hardworking and frugal chap and so doesn't deserve such treatment. Unless he forgot to change the tapes again.

[Francko]

Bit harsh! He's such a hardworking and frugal chap and so doesn't deserve such treatment. Unless he forgot to change the tapes again.

No worries. There are more chances that Celtic beats Milan football team than shaunboy beating Milan the tape-changer.

[Mailman]

This situation is obviously crying out for a new tax!

Mailman

[zathras]

Helpful advice from the BBC:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6227497.stm

I see they missed out the key your keys out and stab the f*cker with them or
Kick it in the ******* head with your foot or
wrap your arm in a jumper / coat and punch the little f*cker

Be somewhere else.

[horza]

All perfectly true

There may be some nuggets of truth in this BS, but I couldn't be bothered to look.

Er, your cynicism drive is working unpaid overtime here, I'm afraid.

George Donahue is a well known and respected karate instructor with a lot of real-life experience to back it up. I had the pleasure of training with him while consulting in New York and Boston, and this is all good advice.

(NB The story about the pack of dogs attack is new to me, but is perfectly believable. Any former gun-dog respects a man carrying a rifle as an alpha male. He does not require NRA membership for this.)

[LegendsWear7]

What about the old 'Grab the front legs and stretch wide'. I.e. break the f*cker's legs ?

Haven't been in that situation myself but I imagine that would slow a dog down.


Maybe easier said than done.