Watch out Brillo!

[DimPrawn]

GBP250,000 to shop your ex for tax dodging | Daily Mail Online

Ex-spouses and embittered business partners have been secretly paid thousands of pounds by revenue authorities to identify their counterparts as tax-dodgers, it was reported yesterday.

HM Revenue and Customs handed over more than £2.2 million for information to help their investigations.

But none of this spending was declared in their annual accounts, despite the handouts coming from taxpayer money.

[BrilloPad]

And ex-mrs-bp works for HMRC. Though she has bad cancer and lost most of her sight so I doubt she will be up to much.

[Zigenare]

And ex-mrs-bp works for HMRC. Though she has bad cancer and lost most of her sight so I doubt she will be up to much.

And that stops them from being vindictive harridans?

[DimPrawn]

And that stops them from being vindictive harridans?

How is the lovely wife btw?

[GJABS]

Could you shop yourself in to HMRC, collect the reward, and then elope to Outer Mongolia?

[DimPrawn]

Could you shop yourself in to HMRC, collect the reward, and then elope to Outer Mongolia?

Yep.

[BrilloPad]

And that stops them from being vindictive harridans?

Some on CUK are happily married. Yourself included.

My ex is still a vindictive harridan. But with less energy. Divorce takes alot of effort.

[DimPrawn]

And ex-mrs-bp works for HMRC. Though she has bad cancer and lost most of her sight so I doubt she will be up to much.

See, voodoo does work!

[Zigenare]

How is the lovely wife btw?

Current one isn't too bad, thanks for asking. The first one was a bit of a witch. Not sure about the third one just yet...