Letter from Metropolitan Police

[AtW]

I knew eventually that once I'd changed my number plate on the Corsa to that of Spods, put on some high heel platform shoes, a fat suit & bald cap, while flicking the bird at every bus lane camera in London he'd eventually get a summons.

He'll never be able to prove it wasn't him

You can fit into Corsa now?

[MarillionFan]

You can fit into Corsa now?

Of course he can.

[Zigenare]

Of course he can.

I think Alexei might have been responding to you.

[BrilloPad]

I knew eventually that once I'd changed my number plate on the Corsa to that of Spods, put on some high heel platform shoes, a fat suit & bald cap, while flicking the bird at every bus lane camera in London he'd eventually get a summons.

He'll never be able to prove it wasn't him

Stick with your current plate. TWUNT1.

[NotAllThere]

I'm laying bets that the culprit has a better tan than myself.

You reckon the culprit is an Essex wide-boy with a spray on then?

[Zigenare]

You reckon the culprit is an Essex wide-boy with a spray on then?

On the North Circular in Edmonton, nope.

[Old Greg]

I arrived home from work to a letter from the Metropolitan Police with a "NOTICE OF INTENDED PROSECUTION"

Stating that "Under section 1 of the Road Traffic Offenders Act 1988, we intend to take proceedings against the driver of the following motor vehicle for the offence alleged below:

Vehicle Make / Registration number: MERCEDES / MY VEHICLE REGISTRATION Number...

blah blah blah at 18:52 hrs on 26/04/2019 at A406, Edmonton, N18."

With a request for driver information and warning me that "This allegation can be supported by credible evidence in court."

Given that the weekend in question, my car was parked outside my house, the registered keeper's address in Manchester, do I respond saying "see you in court", or do I suck Police Cock and tell them that obviously somone has cloned my plates?

What would you do in a similar situation?

Bearing in mind that it is my intention to enjoy my day in court.

If I were in a similar situation to your cognitive impairment, I would write a manifesto in green ink denouncing the 'globalist ' Feminazi police and send it to Cressida Dick.

If it were me, I would politely advise them of the facts of the case.

[Zigenare]

If I were in a similar situation to your cognitive impairment, I would write a manifesto in green ink denouncing the 'globalist ' Feminazi police and send it to Cressida Dick.

If it were me, I would politely advise them of the facts of the case.

You? Facts? I don't think you're qualified.

[Old Greg]

You? Facts? I don't think you're qualified.

You don't think very much.