Life on the Bench - An unemployed contractors story

**VectraMan** · 2 January 2007, 21:30

A giant roller coaster of a novel in 400 sizzling chapters. A searing indictment of domestic servitude in the twenty-first century with some hot gypsies thrown in?

**hattra** · 2 January 2007, 21:41

By day 1000

Got called for one job last month

£4.75 an hour

Never go to the pub - never sober enough

Get out of bed - what for?

Minus £50k in the bank

**Sockpuppet** · 2 January 2007, 21:56

Originally posted by SallyAnne

Got called 5 times today, for 4 different jobs.
All £550ish (apart from the one up here, which was £45 per hour).

Do you ever get the urge to phone round high class escorts and tell them you earn more than they do.

**MarillionFan** · 2 January 2007, 22:25

"Do you ever get the urge to phone round high class escorts and tell them you earn more than they do."

I've met her. The rate she is talking about is for a high class escort. Well in her case a Mark 2.

**Troll** · 2 January 2007, 23:17

Surely £550 is a weekly rate for North Eastern call girls

**MarillionFan** · 2 January 2007, 23:22

Well Troll Sally has had to cut down. I've heard she's finding it difficult to find punters who want to shag her and then let her give them £550 for it.

**boredsenseless** · 3 January 2007, 07:40

Originally posted by SallyAnne

Day 63 in the unemployed house.

Got called 5 times today, for 4 different jobs.

All £550ish (apart from the one up here, which was £45 per hour).

Spent the afternoon in the boozer, and had a nice pub lunch.

Looking to get up around half 10ish tomorrow.

Only got about £5k left in the bank

If you are getting offers of 550 why aren't you taking them?

**Xenophon** · 3 January 2007, 09:25

Originally posted by MarillionFan

I've met her. The rate she is talking about is for a high class escort. Well in her case a Mark 2.

This made me laugh. Having met her myself too I am going to guess that she will find this funny too...

**lukemg** · 3 January 2007, 09:33

550 a day, jesus you must be good (when you are working, obviously) What do you do SA ?

Life on the Bench - An unemployed contractors story