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Serious oxymoron alert...His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain... -
Go, prick thy face, and over-red thy fear, Thou lily-liver’d boy.Originally posted by Zigenare View PostAnybody got a copy?

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Lets start insulting in a literary manner, Simply combine one word from each of the 3 text columns below, and prefix with a “Thou”:
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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The usual - begin bans with extreme prejudice until morale improvesOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostTempting. But he has pissed you off. What's a mod to do?
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Which part of "As defined in your ladybird book of snowflakes?" did you not understand, you twunt?Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostNo. As defined by the roll of the dice/arbitrarily decided by the moderators according to mood - even BrilloPad knows that. Do try to pay attention to what's going on around you.Comment
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I understood all of it. I explained why your supposition was wrong. But since you apparently find reading somewhat difficult after half a pint of shandy, I'll explain again.Originally posted by Zigenare View PostWhich part of "As defined in your ladybird book of snowflakes?" did you not understand, you twunt?
We don't define misogyny and xenophobia according to definitions in some mythical book that only exists in your pathetic hate-filled mind (as a puerile attempt at humour to virtue signal to your erstwhile SQW colleagues), we define them arbitrarily as we see fit, or by dice roll.
Perhaps later in the day, when your hangover has worn off, you'll be able to figure out. But I'm not hopeful.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Posting on an internet forum when I've had a drink is not one of my habits. You're an unpleasant piece of tulip with an arbitrary set of inconsistent "rules". This is an attribute which has in my opinion contributed to really ******* up this forum.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI understood all of it. I explained why your supposition was wrong. But since you apparently find reading somewhat difficult after half a pint of shandy, I'll explain again.
We don't define misogyny and xenophobia according to definitions in some mythical book that only exists in your pathetic hate-filled mind (as a puerile attempt at humour to virtue signal to your erstwhile SQW colleagues), we define them arbitrarily as we see fit, or by dice roll.
Perhaps later in the day, when your hangover has worn off, you'll be able to figure out. But I'm not hopeful.
Accusing someone of misogyny and xenophobia is a lazy and unintelligent way to lose an argument.Comment
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Thou darmstadt............................no elaboration required.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostLets start insulting in a literary manner, Simply combine one word from each of the 3 text columns below, and prefix with a “Thou”:

“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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