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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
Why is it that I laughed when I read this, but I'd be up in arms if the genders were reversed?
Poor bloke - I bet he really was scarred.....do you think? nah...oh I dont know.
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Its' been my dream since reading Sophie's choice, and I was pretty young then. Don't think it ever happened to me, though. Who can I sue for that?Carpe Pactum
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Originally posted by To BI or not to BI?Its' been my dream since reading Sophie's choice, and I was pretty young then. Don't think it ever happened to me, though. Who can I sue for that?
Would it not make you feel abused, cheapened or dirty BI?
What if the woman was a right minger?The pope is a tard.Comment
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It's never like that in my fantasies....Originally posted by SallyAnneWould it not make you feel abused, cheapened or dirty BI?
What if the woman was a right minger?
.... But yes, you are right, of course
Carpe Pactum
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Originally posted by To BI or not to BI?It's never like that in my fantasies....
.... But yes, you are right, of course
But am I? I'm not so sure - I reckon you blokes would like it no matter the situation. But then I feel awful for thinking that.
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or even worse what if the woman was a man really !!Originally posted by SallyAnneWhat if the woman was a right minger?Comment
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Originally posted by SandyDownor even worse what if the woman was a man really !!
What would be worse though - a pretty looking man or a bearded manly looking man?
Do you think it's nice for gay men to have bearded men go down on them? Ewww - thier beards must get all sorts caught up in it
Oh dear - my mind has went to a strange place. Really need to get a job soon!The pope is a tard.Comment
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And you should, because that's just stereotyping. Some of us are not like that at all and are quite sensitive guys... Now, when was the last time I refused a bj?.............. Funny, I can't remember (actually, I can, which must mean that I was sober at the time...). I am not quite sure what I my point is anymore.....Originally posted by SallyAnneBut am I? I'm not so sure - I reckon you blokes would like it no matter the situation. But then I feel awful for thinking that.
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