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Spartacus replied

30 December 2006, 10:23
Originally posted by expat

It's about respect.

HTH

Expat is the Right Honourable George Galloway MP and I claim my five oil for food programme exchange tokens.

Last edited by Spartacus; 30 December 2006, 10:27.
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SallyAnne replied

30 December 2006, 09:45
Originally posted by expat

It's about respect.

HTH

What do you mean expat? A woman rapes a man if she doesn't respect him afterwards?
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expat replied

30 December 2006, 08:41
Originally posted by Ardesco

So how does this woman raping a man thing work then ?

It's about respect.

HTH
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Ardesco replied

29 December 2006, 21:06
So how does this woman raping a man thing work then ?

Does she pull a knife out on him and tell him to get it up or she'll cut it off, I can't see that working, especially if she is a minger (lets face it if you woke up with some hot chick slurping your snake, the reaction of most men would be "WEHEY!!! YOU GO GIRL!!! WOOT!!!").

I suppose she could have force fed him Viagra first, but while he was asleep...

I think he got a damn good blow job off her and the missus found out so he cried rape to avoid tulip at home.
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To BI or not to BI? replied

29 December 2006, 20:04
Originally posted by SallyAnne

I think I'll take back my fiver then - sounds way too risky!

I'm off out eventually - enjoy the flicks!

There you go. I have already lost my first client
Let's hope Perfume doesn't stink (unforgivable pun....), I don't think I could cope with two disappointments on the same night...
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SallyAnne replied

29 December 2006, 19:31
Originally posted by To BI or not to BI?

Well, if I told you I'd have to kill you...

I think I'll take back my fiver then - sounds way too risky!

I'm off out eventually - enjoy the flicks!
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To BI or not to BI? replied

29 December 2006, 18:43
Originally posted by SallyAnne

What would you plan on doing with your skull exactly?

Well, if I told you I'd have to kill you...
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SallyAnne replied

29 December 2006, 18:30
Originally posted by To BI or not to BI?

Sorry, I meant VAT . Can I bring my skull? I won't charge you extra for it

What would you plan on doing with your skull exactly?
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To BI or not to BI? replied

29 December 2006, 18:05
Originally posted by SallyAnne

I'd possibly pay for expenses, but I'm not paying your tax!! I dont want you as an employee - I'm not some sort of perv!

Sorry, I meant VAT . Can I bring my skull? I won't charge you extra for it
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SallyAnne replied

29 December 2006, 18:02
Originally posted by To BI or not to BI?

Thank you SA, encouragement is just what I need . Tax and travelling expenses extra, I assume?

I'd possibly pay for expenses, but I'm not paying your tax!! I dont want you as an employee - I'm not some sort of perv!
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To BI or not to BI? replied

29 December 2006, 17:55
Originally posted by SallyAnne

Well put me down for a fiver's worth

Thank you SA, encouragement is just what I need . Tax and travelling expenses extra, I assume?
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SallyAnne replied

29 December 2006, 17:49
Originally posted by To BI or not to BI?

Particularly when Mrs BI is out of job, too. May have to sell my body to support ourselves

Well put me down for a fiver's worth
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To BI or not to BI? replied

29 December 2006, 17:47
Originally posted by SallyAnne

Its a laugh a minute

Particularly when Mrs BI is out of job, too. May have to sell my body to support ourselves
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SallyAnne replied

29 December 2006, 17:39
Originally posted by To BI or not to BI?

Nothing yet, but I am still covered up to mid January, after which it's all possibilities. Ah, the excitement of not knowing where I am going to be next....

Its a laugh a minute
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To BI or not to BI? replied

29 December 2006, 17:34
Originally posted by SallyAnne

yeah we've coverred it all today

Have you got another gig lined up yet? or have you just got possibilities?

I've got my CV in for about 7 jobs, which means the chances of one of them being a real job is quite high, so fingers crossed!

Nothing yet, but I am still covered up to mid January, after which it's all possibilities. Ah, the excitement of not knowing where I am going to be next....
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