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    Something to make you smile

    My dad was on the bus the other day and an elderly couple got on board. The wife asked my dad if he'd mind giving his seat up for her husband. "He's 73", she said.

    My dad said, "Not at all. I'm 82".
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    My dad was on the bus the other day and an elderly couple got on board. The wife asked my dad if he'd mind giving his seat up for her husband. "He's 73", she said.

    My dad said, "Not at all. I'm 82".
    Is that a euphemism?

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      #3
      What actually happened: all protagonists have dementia and were playing bingo.

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