The people found off the Kent coast since November:

[MarillionFan]

Pah

Dunkirk evacuation - Wikipedia

338000 feckers came over on these days.

[darmstadt]

On an average day in the UK...

3,700 are forced to visit a food bank
5,400 suffer domestic violence
4,750 sleep rough on the streets
A few migrants cross the channel in a dinghy

Guess which one the government is calling a 'crisis' and may require military intervention?

[Mordac]

On an average day in the UK...

3,700 are forced to visit a food bank
5,400 suffer domestic violence
4,750 sleep rough on the streets
A few migrants cross the channel in a dinghy

Guess which one the government is calling a 'crisis' and may require military intervention?

If any of them are ISIS, it'll be more than a 'crisis'.

Respond in your own time, it doesn't have to rhyme...

[meridian]

If any of them are ISIS, it'll be more than a 'crisis'.

Respond in your own time, it doesn't have to rhyme...

It must be hard for you not to be able to leave your house due to fear.

“If any of my neighbours are ISIS...”
“If the postman is ISIS...”
“If there’s anyone in the town that’s ISIS...”
Etc

Are ISIS even a thing any more? Or is that still the 2015 bogeyman that you’re using to scare yourself with?

[original PM]

Nah about a year ago they set of a bomb killing a load of kids in Manchester.

You may remember.

But yeah like all things with twats like you, until it happens to you it's not important.

[meridian]

The people found off the Kent coast since November:

Nah about a year ago they set of a bomb killing a load of kids in Manchester.

You may remember.

Yeah, I remember that one. He was British. Libyan ancestry, but born and bred in England.

Rather proves the point - one incident 18 months ago doesn’t really make them relevant any more.

Nice try to deflect though, and I’ll add you to the list of people that are afraid to leave their front door.

But yeah like all things with twats like you, until it happens to you it's not important.

I worked in London through 7/7. I lived in Ealing during the riots, and my flat was inside the police cordon when the rIRA bombed Ealing Broadway in 2001. But I don’t have an irrational fear and hatred of anyone brown or Irish.

[darmstadt]

Mind you, they can get rid of legal visitors: Nigerian airline furious at 'losing GBP180,000 a day after pilot forced to leave because of hostile environment policy' | The Independent

[NotAllThere]

If any of them are ISIS, it'll be more than a 'crisis'.

Have any of the atrocities in the UK claimed by ISIS actually been carried out by recently arrived asylum seekers/illegal immigrants?

[Whorty]

If any of them are ISIS, it'll be more than a 'crisis'.

Respond in your own time, it doesn't have to rhyme...

Do you really think ISIS will send their operatives across on dodgy dingies?

[Old Greg]

They heard you had left and now they want to come to Britain.

I do hope you aren't using the B word in General.

toodle pip!

The joke will be in them when they find out that he is holed up in the Thistle Hotel Heathrow trying to sort out his expense claim, while he waits for the German Embassy to put a visa stamp in his burgundy Scottish passport.