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New Years Resolutions

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    New Years Resolutions

    1. Have sex with the missus without creating a child. Or just sex.
    2. Buy a bigger house and shout I'm the king of the castle from the roof
    3. Open a new shop and do a little more travelling
    4. Be nicer to my fellow man, except the tossers, or people who annoy me, or people from this board, or people in BMWS, or agents, or other contractors, or permies, or homeless people, or nuns, or anyone under 30 or over 35.
    5. Prove Sally Anne used to be a hairy arsed builder
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Originally posted by MarillionFan
    1. Have sex with the missus without creating a child. Or just sex.
    2. Buy a bigger house and shout I'm the king of the castle from the roof
    3. Open a new shop and do a little more travelling
    4. Be nicer to my fellow man, except the tossers, or people who annoy me, or people from this board, or people in BMWS, or agents, or other contractors, or permies, or homeless people, or nuns, or anyone under 30 or over 35.
    5. Prove Sally Anne used to be a hairy arsed builder
    1. Find a well paid contract
    2. Find a better paid contract
    3. Find a better paid contract
    4. Find a better paid contract
    5. Find a better paid contract
    6. Find a better paid contract

    [....]
    I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Francko
      1. Find a well paid contract
      2. Find a better paid contract
      3. Find a better paid contract
      4. Find a better paid contract
      5. Find a better paid contract
      6. Find a better paid contract

      [....]
      Find a contract
      Carpe Pactum

      (does fuzzy logic tickle?)

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        #4
        Originally posted by To BI or not to BI?
        Find a contract

        Same here
        The pope is a tard.

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          #5
          Originally posted by SallyAnne
          Same here
          I think it's time to get our BOLLOCKS (Business Oracle-Led Limited Overwelmingly Comprehensive Knowledge Systems) out in the open then, SA
          Last edited by To BI or not to BI?; 21 December 2006, 16:17.
          Carpe Pactum

          (does fuzzy logic tickle?)

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            #6
            Originally posted by To BI or not to BI?
            I think it's time to get our BOLLOCKS (Business Oracle-Led Limited Overwelmingly Comprehensive Knowledge Systems) out in the open then, SA

            I still think Oracle Applications Reporting Solutions Enterpirise (Oracle ARSE) is way better

            Actually - I've been rang for a couple of BI jobs this week. You not getting calls? You got your CV up on jobsite?
            The pope is a tard.

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              #7
              Originally posted by SallyAnne
              I still think Oracle Applications Reporting Solutions Enterpirise (Oracle ARSE) is way better

              Actually - I've been rang for a couple of BI jobs this week. You not getting calls? You got your CV up on jobsite?
              I haven't been very proactive yet. My contract ends mid Jan and I figured nobody will bother so close to Xmas anyway. I'll get moving in January
              Carpe Pactum

              (does fuzzy logic tickle?)

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