Originally posted by SallyAnne
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I haven't been very proactive yet. My contract ends mid Jan and I figured nobody will bother so close to Xmas anyway. I'll get moving in January
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Originally posted by To BI or not to BI?I think it's time to get our BOLLOCKS (Business Oracle-Led Limited Overwelmingly Comprehensive Knowledge Systems) out in the open then, SA
I still think Oracle Applications Reporting Solutions Enterpirise (Oracle ARSE) is way better
Actually - I've been rang for a couple of BI jobs this week. You not getting calls? You got your CV up on jobsite?
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I think it's time to get our BOLLOCKS (Business Oracle-Led Limited Overwelmingly Comprehensive Knowledge Systems) out in the open then, SAOriginally posted by SallyAnneSame here
Last edited by To BI or not to BI?; 21 December 2006, 16:17.
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Originally posted by To BI or not to BI?Find a contract
Same here
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Find a contractOriginally posted by Francko1. Find a well paid contract
2. Find a better paid contract
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1. Find a well paid contractOriginally posted by MarillionFan1. Have sex with the missus without creating a child. Or just sex.
2. Buy a bigger house and shout I'm the king of the castle from the roof
3. Open a new shop and do a little more travelling
4. Be nicer to my fellow man, except the tossers, or people who annoy me, or people from this board, or people in BMWS, or agents, or other contractors, or permies, or homeless people, or nuns, or anyone under 30 or over 35.
5. Prove Sally Anne used to be a hairy arsed builder
2. Find a better paid contract
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New Years Resolutions
1. Have sex with the missus without creating a child. Or just sex.
2. Buy a bigger house and shout I'm the king of the castle from the roof
3. Open a new shop and do a little more travelling
4. Be nicer to my fellow man, except the tossers, or people who annoy me, or people from this board, or people in BMWS, or agents, or other contractors, or permies, or homeless people, or nuns, or anyone under 30 or over 35.
5. Prove Sally Anne used to be a hairy arsed builderTags: None
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