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Originally posted by freakydancer
Jesus is real, He changed me over night and has not stopped working on me yet.
(must be Ann Summers' new name for the rabbit)Carpe Pactum
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Originally posted by freakydancer
cruelly funnyCoffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by Captain JackThere's only one fate for missionaries... in the cooking pot.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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Originally posted by Bill HicksThese people actually believe that the world is twelve thousand years old. Swear to God. Based on what? I asked them.
"Well, we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added 'em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages? Twelve thousand years."
"Well, how f**king scientific, OK. I didn't know that you'd gone to so much trouble there. That's good. You believe the world's twelve thousand years old?"
"That's right."
As I understand it, if you work back through the ages and births in the bible to Adam and Eve, the world started in 4004 BC. That's about 6010 years old, not 12000.
Or 6009 - there was no zero was there.Comment
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