If you are bored and fancy a chuckle, read on...

[freakydancer]

These lot are apparently atheistic terrorists >>

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

Love it.

[To BI or not to BI?]

These lot are apparently atheistic terrorists >>

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

Love it.

Looking at the emails received:

Jesus is real, He changed me over night and has not stopped working on me yet.

(must be Ann Summers' new name for the rabbit)

[Spacecadet]

These lot are apparently atheistic terrorists >>

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

Love it.

from the same people who brought you www.whitehouse.org

cruelly funny

[The Lone Gunman]

There's only one fate for missionaries... in the cooking pot.

The careers officer suggested missionary. I replied with "that's a fine position, but there are others"

[wendigo100]

These people actually believe that the world is twelve thousand years old. Swear to God. Based on what? I asked them.

"Well, we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added 'em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages? Twelve thousand years."
"Well, how f**king scientific, OK. I didn't know that you'd gone to so much trouble there. That's good. You believe the world's twelve thousand years old?"
"That's right."

That's wrong.

As I understand it, if you work back through the ages and births in the bible to Adam and Eve, the world started in 4004 BC. That's about 6010 years old, not 12000.

Or 6009 - there was no zero was there.

[BillHicksRIP]

You must really knock 'em dead at parties.

[wendigo100]

You must really knock 'em dead at parties.

Parties?