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Time to dump the fat friends?
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Time to dump the fat friends?
I remember the good old days of this site when people used to moan about serious contractor related issues like house prices and immigration. How times have changed!? -
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Originally posted by piscesFat girls give better head.
cause they're hungryCoffee's for closersComment
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They even have them in London now, can you believe it!Originally posted by PerlOfWisdomMy god, I didn't know there was a university in Liverpool.I remember the good old days of this site when people used to moan about serious contractor related issues like house prices and immigration. How times have changed!?Comment
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Skinney ugly men go for fat birds for one reason, no fecker is going to give them a second look... makes em' feel all warm and secure aahhh... shopping bills are sky high though!Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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I often wondered why skinny blokes go for fat birds, but hang on maybe they have to compete for the fridge, maybe they were once fat blokesThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Survival of the fatest!Originally posted by BagpussI often wondered why skinny blokes go for fat birds, but hang on maybe they have to compete for the fridge, maybe they were once fat blokesScience isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Did anyone notice that the support group for fat people is called 'TOAST'
Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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YupOriginally posted by BearDid anyone notice that the support group for fat people is called 'TOAST'

almost as funny as the Citizens United Negating Technology in GTA Liberty City Stories...Coffee's for closersComment
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