Time to dump the fat friends?

[Buffoon]

I’d wish I knew this a couple of years ago when I was with a fat bird. Oh hang about; this article is from a couple of years ago. I still can’t figure out why I was with her. I must have been on some really bad drugs or something!

However, I'm not exactly slim myself.

[Spacecadet]

Did anyone notice that the support group for fat people is called 'TOAST'

Yup

almost as funny as the Citizens United Negating Technology in GTA Liberty City Stories...

[Bear]

Did anyone notice that the support group for fat people is called 'TOAST'

[gingerjedi]

I often wondered why skinny blokes go for fat birds, but hang on maybe they have to compete for the fridge, maybe they were once fat blokes

Survival of the fatest!

[Bagpuss]

I often wondered why skinny blokes go for fat birds, but hang on maybe they have to compete for the fridge, maybe they were once fat blokes

[gingerjedi]

Skinney ugly men go for fat birds for one reason, no fecker is going to give them a second look... makes em' feel all warm and secure aahhh... shopping bills are sky high though!

[Numptycorner]

My god, I didn't know there was a university in Liverpool.

They even have them in London now, can you believe it!

[Spacecadet]

Fat girls give better head.

cause they're hungry

[PerlOfWisdom]

My god, I didn't know there was a university in Liverpool.

[pisces]

Fat girls give better head.

[Numptycorner]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3207087.stm