Exercises for guitar

[BR14]

I NEVER let a drummer ever start a song. I keep them in the dark, I DON'T have practice sessions. They will obey.

Aye, - Right!
good luck with that


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[TestMangler]

Aye, - the auld wans are aye the best

Joke a drummer in a band I was in told, after getting the usual drummer gags thrown his way....

Why is a drummer different from a gynaecologist ?

[Lance]

It'll be banjo next, - you mark my words

I hear he’s already adept at plucking banjo strings

[BR14]

Joke a drummer in a band I was in told, after getting the usual drummer gags thrown his way....

Why is a drummer different from a gynaecologist ?

A gynaecologist generally only has to deal with one **** at a time.??

[TestMangler]

A gynaecologist generally only has to deal with one **** at a time.??

No, a gynaecologist can usually count to four without help

[BR14]

How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say, "Not bad, but I could've done better.

[TestMangler]

How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say, "Not bad, but I could've done better.

How about one for the thread starting Uke player ?

Whats the difference between a hedgehog crushed to death on the motorway and a Uke player ?

[Paddy]

I have difficulty with the triangle.

[BR14]

How about one for the thread starting Uke player ?

Whats the difference between a hedgehog crushed to death on the motorway and a Uke player ?

Dunno, but i'm sure i'll like it

[TestMangler]

Dunno, but i'm sure i'll like it

There was at least a slim chance that the hedgehog had a paying gig to go to.......