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Joke a drummer in a band I was in told, after getting the usual drummer gags thrown his way....Originally posted by BR14 View PostAye, - the auld wans are aye the best
Why is a drummer different from a gynaecologist ?When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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I hear he’s already adept at plucking banjo stringsOriginally posted by BR14 View PostIt'll be banjo next, - you mark my words
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A gynaecologist generally only has to deal with one **** at a time.??Originally posted by TestMangler View PostJoke a drummer in a band I was in told, after getting the usual drummer gags thrown his way....
Why is a drummer different from a gynaecologist ?
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No, a gynaecologist can usually count to four without helpOriginally posted by BR14 View PostA gynaecologist generally only has to deal with one **** at a time.??
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How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say, "Not bad, but I could've done better.
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How about one for the thread starting Uke player ?Originally posted by BR14 View PostHow many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say, "Not bad, but I could've done better.

Whats the difference between a hedgehog crushed to death on the motorway and a Uke player ?When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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I have difficulty with the triangle."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Dunno, but i'm sure i'll like itOriginally posted by TestMangler View PostHow about one for the thread starting Uke player ?
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There was at least a slim chance that the hedgehog had a paying gig to go to.......Originally posted by BR14 View PostDunno, but i'm sure i'll like itWhen freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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