What do you do?

[tim123]

Project management; portfolio management; programme management; change management... basically any two bullsh1t words that help me get a good rate.

And as I've said before: 'build management'. The numptiest (engineering) job on the planet. But it has the word manager in it to make it sound really important to the dumbo who takes it. Most only get caught once (though some people take the job knowing what to expect).

tim

[TheOmegaMan]

I solve problems and make new ones. I take other peoples' ideas, and I mince them in a blender. From the maelstrom, I pluck an idea and plant it in freshly made dung. With care and sunlight, the idea grows into an ideology, and a new bowel movement is bourne. It's a life and death struggle on the very edge of insanity.

[sasguru]

Janitor.

Chico.

[wobbegong]

I solve problems and make new ones. I take other peoples' ideas, and I mince them in a blender. From the maelstrom, I pluck an idea and plant it in freshly made dung. With care and sunlight, the idea grows into an ideology, and a new bowel movement is bourne. It's a life and death struggle on the very edge of insanity.

Wow! Barkeep, I'll have a pint of whatever Omega's drinking!

[Sysman]

Does Coral still exist?

Yikes, it does.

http://www.swep-eds.com/CORAL/CORAL%20Page.htm

[Swamp Thing]

I solve problems and make new ones. I take other peoples' ideas, and I mince them in a blender. From the maelstrom, I pluck an idea and plant it in freshly made dung. With care and sunlight, the idea grows into an ideology, and a new bowel movement is bourne. It's a life and death struggle on the very edge of insanity.

You missed out running a few ideas up the flagpole to see what flutters in the breeze....