Black stork down

[barrydidit]

Well ok, it was a white one but that didn't scan as well.

Sudanese stork mugger strikes

[Mordac]

[PhiltheGreek]

NLyUK has had thousands of stalks in her time. One would be inclined to see whether those calls were made to the payphone outside the gents on Wigan Walgate station.

[vetran]

NLyUK has had thousands of stalks in her time. One would be inclined to see whether those calls were made to the payphone outside the gents on Wigan Walgate station.

is that where one calls to book her?

[barrydidit]

Don't pretend like you don't know.