Originally posted by Sockpuppet
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I disagree entirely, but there you go.The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave -
Nah it was a south african rifle but was .357
I remember he couldnt get the ammo for it (NRA wanted £5 a round!) so he had some empty cases sent from SA to the UK and had to start loading his own.
The .50 I never saw. Listed on these pages though (probably) http://www.fcsa.co.uk/uk_suppliers.htmComment
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When I was working in the US I made the mistake of telling one of my colleagues I had never seen a gun before. That weekend was spent in an old quarry firing off an arsenal of hand guns and rifles.
Fun I'm sure if that's yer bag but I'd rather have been down the pub chatting up local babes.Comment
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I hope these guns are for shooting burglars or immigrants or children or old ladies. I don't want to hear they are for nice little animals or birds. Forget those poofs in the Animal Liberation Front, we of the Animal World Domination Front are watching you.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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But everyone says your partner loves cocking...Originally posted by n5goonerwell the semi is more for my partner, bit lighter and, as you;ve already mentioned no cocking.
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If you have a gun you can bring them down when they run off! No more lonely nights.Originally posted by ClipheadWhen I was working in the US I made the mistake of telling one of my colleagues I had never seen a gun before. That weekend was spent in an old quarry firing off an arsenal of hand guns and rifles.
Fun I'm sure if that's yer bag but I'd rather have been down the pub chatting up local babes.
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Where I was working the babes were just as armed as the guys. Funnily enough, there were no burglaries or muggings in that area.Originally posted by wendigo100If you have a gun you can bring them down when they run off! No more lonely nights.
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