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    #41
    We're just monkeys on a rock, and when we die we rot!

    Like it, I think I'll print that on a t-shirt. A black one, of course.
    Why not?

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      #42
      Originally posted by zeitghost
      We're here because we're here because we're here because
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      Your're 'here' because I am running an economic simulation model. Unfortunately it's gone a bit tits up because I entered the wrong parameters. Once I have traced what I've done wrong, I'm going to restart it all.
      Drivel is my speciality

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        #43
        Originally posted by Dundeegeorge
        Like it, I think I'll print that on a t-shirt. A black one, of course.
        Excellent, post a link when you get it?
        The vegetarian option.

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          #44
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          But I'll still be Green, right?
          Sorry matey, we don’t allow stereotypes of evil lizards in the real world. It is highly offensive to our reptile brothers and sisters.
          Drivel is my speciality

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            #45
            We're just monkeys on a rock, and when we die we rot!

            not if you get cremated
            or disolved in sulphuric acid
            or eaten by a crocodile
            or get petrified by a volcano
            or get stored in deep freeze like Walt disney.

            try to be more scientific for Chico please

            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #46
              Originally posted by zeitghost
              There's something deeply deeply odd about a self professed Christian having a Borg cube as an Avatar...
              I think the goals are the same: assimilation.

              You know, the paradox of integrating multiculturism. Or questioning the bible? You will be assimilated to avoid further embarrassment.
              If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                #47
                Originally posted by zeitghost
                There's something deeply deeply odd about a self professed Christian having a Borg cube as an Avatar...
                Not really, the mantra is the same.
                The vegetarian option.

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                  #48
                  Lots of redundancy, Zeity

                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  There's something deeply deeply odd about a self professed Christian having a Borg cube as an Avatar...
                  There's something deeply deeply odd about a self professed Christian.
                  That'll do it.
                  Why not?

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist
                    not if you get cremated
                    or disolved in sulphuric acid
                    or eaten by a crocodile
                    or get petrified by a volcano
                    or get stored in deep freeze like Walt disney.

                    try to be more scientific for Chico please

                    Being cremated or dissolved in acid would still result is some residue which, over time, would breakdown to consituent elements, and crocodile poo would rot even quicker than a carcass, but you've got me on the other two. Damn.
                    The vegetarian option.

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by hyperD
                      I think the goals are the same: assimilation.

                      You know, the paradox of integrating multiculturism. Or questioning the bible? You will be assimilated to avoid further embarrassment.

                      Which is why I think he's some forum bot. It never answers anything without the use of cut and paste from it's database of religous bollox.

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