Royal Weeing Update

**Paddy** · 19 May 2018, 12:54

Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

And now, following centuries of tradition, His Royal Highness the Duke of Edinburgh will urinate over the communion wafers to initiate the Black Mass, summoning the reptilian overlords to claim the spawn of this blessed union.

I believe this is organised by the "Chief Gentlewoman of the Privy Chamber" and the "Groom of Stool".

**jamesbrown** · 19 May 2018, 15:37

If you're as old as zeitghost or vetran, it's more like Royal Jelly.

**greenlake** · 19 May 2018, 16:54

Mmmmm….Royal Wee....

**vetran** · 19 May 2018, 17:01

Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post

If you're as old as zeitghost or vetran, it's more like Royal Jelly.

great for a ladies complexion!

**BR14** · 19 May 2018, 17:30

Originally posted by vetran View Post

great for a ladies complexion!

And a gentleman's constitution

**BR14** · 19 May 2018, 17:33

Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post

If you're as old as zeitghost or vetran, it's more like Royal Jelly.

Who is this zeitghost you speak of?

**GreenMirror** · 20 May 2018, 14:04

Originally posted by BR14 View Post

Who is this zeitghost you speak of?

Under Janey's patio.

Royal Weeing Update