AtW's story

[MarillionFan]

'I'm sad that I didn't have sex until I was 37' - BBC News

Is even sadder than this bloke, at 53 AtW has yet to feel the touch of a real woman instead opting for this

[greenlake]

Is even sadder than this bloke, at 53 AtW has yet to feel the touch of a real woman

14th March, 2019. Steak and BJ Day. This time next year, Rodders….

[xoggoth]

Starting to forget what the touch of a real woman is like. Maybe I should settle for a squirrel.

[UglyBetty]

Starting to forget what the touch of a real woman is like. Maybe I should settle for a squirrel.

[Old Greg]

Scotspine would never have tolerated a thread being started to insult another board member.

Particularly if it was started by a fat **** like MF, who could only get laid if there were a five figure sum and an industrial hoist involved.

[Mordac]

Scotspine would never have tolerated a thread being started to insult another board member.

Particularly if it was started by a fat **** like MF, who could only get laid if there were a five figure sum and an industrial hoist involved.

[MarillionFan]

Scotspine would never have tolerated a thread being started to insult another board member.

Particularly if it was started by a fat **** like MF, who could only get laid if there were a five figure sum and an industrial hoist involved.

Said the desperate Northern transexual attention seeking sockie master.

[Old Greg]

Said the desperate Northern transexual attention seeking sockie master.

You used to be OK at this kind of banter, but it's a bit sad to see these days. Like an aging Grant Mitchell soiling himself in the food bank queue after taking a swing at one of the volunteers.

[MarillionFan]

You used to be OK at this kind of banter, but it's a bit sad to see these days. Like an aging Grant Mitchell soiling himself in the food bank queue after taking a swing at one of the volunteers.

Nah, I can still take the banter. You on the other hand flounce & stay hidden posting from lots of other accounts. I preferred it when Mudskipper had your login, she was much nastier.

I'd have a better go but I'd be worried Nat would roll in and ban me for some kind of snowflake ism.

[Old Greg]

Nah, I can still take the banter. You on the other hand flounce & stay hidden posting from lots of other accounts. I preferred it when Mudskipper had your login, she was much nastier.

I'd have a better go but I'd be worried Nat would roll in and ban me for some kind of snowflake ism.

And now it's deteriorated to Phil.