Was in my local drinking establishment of Friday when I got accosted by a foreign looking gentleman. He passed me the following, written on what feels like institutional loo paper.
"Fellow CUK comrades, I am writing this in immense danger, in the cellars of the Lubyanka, the infamous Moscow prison. I was kidnapped by agents of SMERSH, drugged and put on an Aeroflot plane to Moscow. Now I'm being tortured - cold turkey with no access to CUK, and three servings of millet soup a day. Believe me, comrades, my weight is not a problem any
more. The evil lackeys of Putin want to know what SKA means. So far CUK comrades, I have resisted but soon I will crack - and unleash the nightmare of countless Russians dancing to a Jamaican stylee reggae riff. God help us all"
If you would like to aid atw please send money to Feed A Russian Today (reg, charity 46387).
"Fellow CUK comrades, I am writing this in immense danger, in the cellars of the Lubyanka, the infamous Moscow prison. I was kidnapped by agents of SMERSH, drugged and put on an Aeroflot plane to Moscow. Now I'm being tortured - cold turkey with no access to CUK, and three servings of millet soup a day. Believe me, comrades, my weight is not a problem any
more. The evil lackeys of Putin want to know what SKA means. So far CUK comrades, I have resisted but soon I will crack - and unleash the nightmare of countless Russians dancing to a Jamaican stylee reggae riff. God help us all"
If you would like to aid atw please send money to Feed A Russian Today (reg, charity 46387).
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